Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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