you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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