He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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