wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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