Do vagina's smell?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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