no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
