oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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