you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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