So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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