its not stalking. its research.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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