Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
