She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
