dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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