My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Bring me that man meat
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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