Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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