Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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