i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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