K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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