i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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