If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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