so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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