For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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