I want to stick my p in your. b.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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