Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
im holly from the hills drunk
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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