It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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