Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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