Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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