Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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