Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Randomize
