i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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