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woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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