love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
