And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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