I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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