so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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