Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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