Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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