I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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