oh god the rape fog is back!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i drank out of a bidet.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
All the doctor said was why
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