Where did you get a picture of my penis
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
