i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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