how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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