i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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