Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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