Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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