I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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