Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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