I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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