i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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