I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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I licked your asshole in confidence.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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