He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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