"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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