yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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