we have officially lost it.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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